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The Kinsey Sicks -> Electile Dysfunction: Kinsey Sicks for President
America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet

Electile Dysfunction: Kinsey Sicks for President


"Every number has its charm, and the audience delights...so swing your vote their way and stop in!"

~ DC TheatreScene

"5 stars out of 5"

~ Maryland Theater Guide

Photo by C. Stanley, courtesy of Theater J. Graphic by Spencer Brown.


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Sometimes it's hard being a Republican.

Join the Kinsey Sicks for the official launch of their groundbreaking campaign to become the first Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet to serve as President of the United States and Leader of the Free World.

Watch as the gals take (a)back America by out-pandering, out-conspiracy theorizing, and out-outlandishing even the most cynical of the current crop of Presidential candidates, all in glorious four-part harmony.

The Washington Post says, "The songs are marvels...pun-filled and sung in four-part harmony - a cappella, let's remember - with a good deal of wit in the arrangements." The Washington City Paper says, "This isn't, let's note, just innocent political buffoonery. Often a joke that starts out mild ("The 'moderate' in 'moderate Republican' is silent, like the 'p' in 'psoriasis'") will end up having a surprisingly pointed kicker ("...or the 'Judeo' in 'Judeo-Christian.'"). The Maryland Theatre Guide acclaims "[the] group's signature tight harmonies" and gives Electile five stars out of five.

The Kinsey Sicks were commissioned to write "Electile Dysfunction" by our good friends at Washington DC's Theater J, where the piece premiered in February 2012. See the calendar for its arrival at a campaign whistle stop near you!



Online Reviews

DC TheatreScene

January 1, 2012

Electile Dysfunction: the Kinsey Sicks for President!

Maryland Theater Guide

January 1, 2012

Electile Dysfunction: The Kinsey Sicks For President! at Theater J