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The Kinsey Sicks -> The Hot Box Blog
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The Hot Box Blog

This is Fake

Aug 15, 2012

you are satisfied

Shut the front door! The Huffington Post DARES to post us!

Aug 5, 2012

Rachel has written an extensive diatribe on our unnecessary but totally fabulous run for the presidency in The Huffington Post! Click here to read!


Jul 29, 2012

Why should we try to amuse you with words when we can dazzle you with a video? Watch the video below, and if you like it, share it with your friends. If you don't like it, share it with your friends!


Jun 1, 2012

"Electile Dysfunction: The Kinsey Sicks for President (Because Sometimes It's Hard Being a Republican)" is coming to a campaign stop near you. Support the Kinseys' bid to be the next President of the United States and Leader of the Free World.

For dates and times click here.


May 8, 2012

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION (the album) is here! And it's fabulous. Order now!

Photographic Proof: The Campaign of Mittsy Romney

Jul 4, 2011

The Photos Tell All

On the Isssues:

Mittsy Romney

The Kinsey Sicks

Is willing to take almost any position Are mostly tops.
Believes that corporations are people. Believe that if corporations were people they'd take you to dinner before they screw you.
Draws inspiration from the Book of Mormon. Draw inspiration from the book of Merman: Merman: An Autobiography. It's an inspiration to drag queens everywhere.
Is worth $250 million. Are worth $25-50, depending on the theater (if you have bad taste in a cappella music).
Has flawless hair. Bow to Mittsy's dominance in this area.
Once drove to Canada with the dog strapped to the roof of his car. The dog whimpered the whole time. Once drove to Canada with Trampolina strapped to the roof of their car. She loved it.
When it comes to taking unpopular positions, has no balls at all. Have 8 balls, as of last count. In some situations this has proven unpopular.
Opposes gay marriage. Oppose gay people marrying Romney.
Supports the individual mandate. Support man-dates, woman-dates and certain electronic appliance-dates.
Has produced 5 beautiful children and a great winter Olympics. Have produced 7 disturbing CDs, 2 appalling films and a bunch of crappy music videos on YouTube.
Stands for traditional family values. Stand for urinals.

Watch our Campaign Video