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The Kinsey Sicks -> Hire Us
America's Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet

Photo by Maurice Molyneaux


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Brooklyn, NY - Test Club
Montreal, QC - "Just for Laughs" Comedy Festival
Just For Laughs Comedy Festival
Sacramento, CA - Cosmopolitan Cabaret
Salina, KS - Smoky Hill River Festival
San Francisco, CA - Kung Pao Kosher Comedy
San Francisco Jewish Film Festival
Sydney - Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras
Tampa, FL - Tampa Gay and Lesbian International Film Festival
Washington, DC - Washington DC Jewish Music Festival

Performing Arts Centers & Theaters

Aspen, CO - Wheeler Opera House
Atlanta, GA - 7 Stages Theatre
Baltimore, MD - Creative Alliance
Boston, MA - Boston Center for the Arts
The Theater Offensive
Brooklyn, NY - West Coast A Cappella Summit
Cedar Rapids, IA - Legion Arts
Charlotte, NC - Queen City Theatre Company
Chicago, IL - McAninch Arts Center
Davenport, IA - Adler Theatre
Denver, CO - Ogden Theater
Eau Claire, WI - Eau Claire Regional Arts Center
Falls Church, CA - State Theatre
Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Broward Center for the Performing Arts
Parker Playhouse
Hartford, CT - Jorgensen Performing Arts Center
Houston, TX - Hobby Center for the Performing Arts
Huntsville, AL - Merrimack Hall Performing Arts Center
Idaho Falls, ID - Idaho Falls Arts Council
Kansas City, KS - Folly Theater
Folly Theater
Key West, FL - San Carlos Institute
Tennessee Williams Theatre
Kirkland, WA - Kirkland Performance Center
Lake Tahoe, NV - Harrah's Casino
Las Vegas, NV - Las Vegas Hilton (open-ended run)
Westin Casuarina
Lincoln, NE - Lied Center for the Performing Arts
Los Angeles, CA - Pacific Design Center
Roxy Theatre
Miami, FL - Colony Theatre
Napa , CA - Copia, the American Center for Wine, Food & the Arts
New York City, NY - Highline Theatre
Studio 54 (open-ended Off-Broadway show)
Westbeth Theatre
Northampton, MA - The Academy of Music
Peoria, IL - ICC Performing Arts Center
Phoenix, AZ - Chandler Center for the Arts
Pittsburgh, PA - City Theatre
New Hazlett Theatre
Provincetown, MA - Town Hall
Reno, NV - Harrah's Casino
Reno Hilton
Sacramento, CA - California Musical Theatre
Salina, KS - Stiefel Theatre
San Francisco, CA - Herbst Theatre
New Conservatory Theatre Center
Santa Rosa, CA - Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center
Scottsdale, AZ - Scottsdale Center for the Arts
Seattle, WA - Nordstrom Recital Hall
Shippensburg, PA - Luhrs Performing Arts Center
Spokane, WA - Bing Crosby Theatre
Springfield, MA - Springfield Performing Arts Center
Sydney - Seymour Theatre Centre
Tacoma, WA - Broadway Center
Tampa, FL - Centro Asturiano
Straz Center
Tampa Theatre
Telluride, CO - Sheridan Opera House
Washington, DC - Theater J
Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company (Club 2:k:9)
Williamstown, MA - '62 Center for Theatre & Dance
Winthrop, WA - Methow Arts Alliance

Non-Profit Events

Equality Arizona
Gay and Lesbian Medical Association
Human Rights Campaign
International Bear Rendezvous
Jersey Pride
Lambda Legal Defense and Education Fund
Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend
Minnesota AIDS Project
National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, Creating Change
National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association
Out & Equal National Conference
Outfront Minnesota
Silicon Valley Gay Men's Chorus (joint performance)
Stonewall Democrats
Aspen, CO - Aspen Gay & Lesbian Ski Week
Boston, MA - Mass Equality
Boulder, CO - Boulder Pride
Columbus, OH - Columbus Pride
Denver, CO - Denver Gay and Lesbian Center
Long Beach, CA - Long Beach Pride
Louisville, KY - Beaux Arts Ball
Madison, WI - Madison Pride
Miami, FL - Let the Games Begin Foundation
Milwaukee, WI - Milwaukee Pridefest
New York, NY - New York City Pride Kickoff
Salt Lake City, UT - Utah Pride
San Francisco, CA - San Francisco GLBT Pride Main Stage
Santa Cruz, CA - Santa Cruz AIDS Project
Seattle, WA - Seattle Men's Chorus
Spokane, WA - Spokane Pride
Toronto, ON - Toronto Pride
Washington , DC - Washington DC Pridefest

Music, Comedy or Other Clubs

Ann Arbor, MI - The Ark
Baltimore, MD - Ram's Head Live!
Boston, MA - Comedy Connection (Faneuil Hall)
Charlottesville, VA - Gravity-Lounge
Chicago, IL - Circuit Club
Denver, CO - Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret
Detroit, MI - Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle
Houston, TX - The Improv
Los Angeles, CA - Comedy Store
Highways (Santa Monica)
Montreal, QC - Club Soda
New Haven, CT - The Annex Club
New York City, NY - Caroline's on Broadway
Gotham Comedy Club
Joe's Pub
The Knitting Factory
The Roxy
Ogunquit, ME - MaineStreet
Palm Springs, FL - Heaven
Provincetown, MA - Crown & Anchor
Puerto Vallarta, Mex - Club Manana
The Blue Chairs
The Palm
Rehoboth, DE - Blue Moon
San Francisco, CA - The Rrazz Room
Seattle, WA - The Triple Door
Washington, DC - The Birchmere (Alexandria)

Corporate Events

Dupont Pharmaceuticals
Genentech, Inc.
Levi Strauss & Co.
Stadtlanders Pharmacy
New York, NY - Google, NYC (panel discussion & film clips)
San Francisco, CA - Morrison and Foerster, LLP
Wells Fargo Bank


Aquafest Vacations
R Family Vacations
The High Seas - RSVP Vacations

Churches. Churches?

Burlingame, CA - Temple Sholom
Dallas, TX - Cathedral of Hope
Kansas City, MO - Country Club Congregational United Church of Christ
San Francisco, CA - Noe Valley Ministry

Fabulous but Uncategorizable

Mykonos, Greece - Grecotel Blu
New York City, NY - Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS - Gypsy of the Year (Palace Theatre)
Whitney Museum
Pittsburgh, PA - Andy Warhol Museum
San Francisco, CA - Carnelian Room
St. Petersburgh, FL - Sun Coast Resort
Washington, DC - Carnegie Institution

Colleges and Universities

Albion College
Alfred State College
Amherst College
Arcadia University
Arizona State University at Tempe
Baldwin-Wallace College
Bates College
Binghamton University (SUNY-Binghamton)
Bowling Green State University
Bradley University
Bryant University
Bryn Mawr College
Bucknell University
California State University at Sacramento
Case Western Reserve University
Central Michigan University
Coe College
Colby College
Colby-Sawyer College
Colgate University
College of Dupage (McAninch Arts Center)
Colorado College
Colorado State University
Connecticut College
Cornell University
Curry College
Dartmouth College
Dickinson College
Drew University
Earlham College
East Carolina University
Eastern Kentucky University
Eastern Michigan University
Eastern Oregon University
Edinboro University
Elon University
Fashion Institute of Technology
Findlay College
Florida State University at Tallahassee
Ft. Hays University
Furman University
Grinnell College
Harvard University
Heidelberg University
Hendrix College
Indiana University, MBLGTACC 2009 (headlining)
Johnson & Wales University
Kennesaw State University
Kutztown University
Lafayette College
Lawrence University
Lyndon State College
Maryville University
Mass. College of Liberal Arts with Williams College
Mesa State College
Miami University
Michigan State University, MBLGTACC 2002 (headlining)
Montclair State University
NACA Mid-America: 2002, 2007, 2009 (mainstage)
NACA Mid-Atlantic: 2003, 2006, 2008 (mainstage)
NACA National: 2004, 2006, 2008 (mainstage)
NACA Northeast: 2002, 2006, 2010 (mainstage)
NACA Northern Plains, 2005 (mainstage)
NACA South, 2005, 2008, 2012 (mainstage)
NACA West, 2010 (mainstage)
New England College
New York University
North Carolina State University at Raleigh
Northeastern University
Ohio State University Alumni Society
Ohio University
Ohio Wesleyan University
Penn State University (the Behrend College)
Philadelphia University
Point Park University
Radford University
Rhode Island College
Rhodes College
Ripon College
Roger Williams University
Rowan University
Salt Lake Community College
Sarah Lawrence College
Shepherd University
Shippensburg University
Slippery Rock University
Smith College
Stevenson University
Susquehanna University
Texas Technological University
Towson University
University of Connecticut at Storrs
University of Florida, Gainesville
University of Illinois
University of Maine
University of Maine at Presque Isle
University of Mary Washington
University of Maryland
University of Massachusetts at Amherst
University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth
University of Nebraska (Lied Center)
University of New England at Biddeford
University of New Haven
University of North Carolina
University of North Florida
University of Oregon
University of Pittsburgh at Greenburg
University of Pittsburgh at Greensboro
University of Puget Sound
University of South Carolina
University of Tennessee
University of Toledo
University of Vermont
University of West Florida
University of Wisconsin
University of Wisconsin at Green Bay
University of Wyoming
Vincennes University
Virginia Tech
Wellesley College
Western Michigan University
Wheelock College
Williams College
Winthrop University
Wooster College
Yale University

Hire Us

Hire The Kinseys Sicks Now!

The Kinsey Sicks perform not only at theatres,
music venues and comedy clubs, but also at parties,
conferences and corporate events around the country and
internationally. If you'd like to hire us, don't be shy.
Here's what to do:


Email us at info@kinseysicks.com and let us know
the date(s) you're interested in, how you heard about
us, and any other relevant information about the venue
or event. We (or a lovely agent representing us) will be back
in touch with you post haste.


Click on the menu above to look at photos and downloadable posters suitable for your event, and hear what the press says about us. To read further about our history, and the boys behind the girls, click "About".


If you're considering hiring us for your college or university, talk to Shelly Weiss of OUTmedia by calling (718) 789-1776 or contact her at OUTmedia. Shelly can talk to you about how you can schedule, finance, and promote a Kinsey Sicks event on your campus, including how to build all the coalitions you need to make the event a sure-fire success and a growth experience for everyone involved.


Sometimes we have open dates that must be filled! In fact, due to funky routing, huge discounts are currently available for these upcoming dates: